It's Everywhere

Yesterday, I was trying to find a wall mounted bottle opener to put on my deck. Mostly, because I'm lazy and I don't need to be tracking down my bottle opener when I'm sitting out drinking beer. But while searching the internets for an interesting looking opener, I ran across these two items.

First the sexism



Then the racism



















All I want is a simple bottle opener for my beer, but now I'm confused. Until now, I really though we had made some progress in this country. But now I see that there is no way that many of us could ever seriously consider a woman or a black man as president. I need another beer, but just can't find my opener right now.